Tuesday 2 July 2013

Need some help "going?" Amazing new device delivers success on the throne

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Dear NaturalNews readers,
You're gonna love this one... especially if you've ever had to work a little too hard to get your "business" done.
The creators of Boku Superfood have now come up with a clever, friendly device that helps you get things moving. Shaped like a half-cylinder and made with a texture that resembles a yoga mat, the "Turdle" allow you to gently lean forward while placing the Turdle in your lap, creating subtle pressure in just the right place to help you get done and get on with your day!
Yeah, the name "Turdle" is kinda cute, but the issue of chronic constipation is quite serious. Millions of Americans suffer from it, and they often either end up addicted to chemical laxatives or spending inordinate amounts of time on the toilet, straining and possibly hurting themselves.
The Turdle solves the problem in a totally different way: A gentle pressure massage that actually stimulates your large intestine and supports your natural peristaltic action for achieving elimination!
Have you ever seen a doctor on the toilet?
The Turdle was recently featured on The Doctors on CBS, where doctors raved about its simplicity and effectiveness. Check out the following short video to see an actual demonstration (yes, a doctor on the throne!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ElJAvmGQk
When everything's working great on the toilet, we tend to take it for granted. But try constipation for a couple of days, and you realize just how important elimination is to your quality of life.
When you need a little extra "push," try the Turdle! Use it to apply gentle pressure to just the right areas of your lower torso, and you'll be amazed at how much easier it is to get things moving!

Where to get the Turdle

The Turdle is available right now at both the Natural News Store:
http://store.naturalnews.com/The-TurDle_p_346.html
... and directly from the makers at:
www.TurdleTime.com
The Turdle uses no batteries or moving parts, so it lasts practically forever. Need yet more help with digestion and elimination? The Turdle Time innovators have already introduced two very high-end supplements made with completely safe, effective ingredients: Turdle Cleanse and Turdle Enzymes.
Turdle Cleanse adds fiber, aloe vera and cascara sagrada to your diet. Take it with meals and it even helps you feel "more full" during your meal. Get some Turdle Cleanse at:
http://store.naturalnews.com/TurDle-Cleanse_p_348.html
Turdle Enzymes aids digestion with a custom blend of digestive enzymes such as protease, lactase, peptidase, lipase and more. Take this with meals and experience the difference, especially if you're eating difficult-to-digest foods like cheese or milk. Turdle Enzymes is available at:
http://store.naturalnews.com/TurDle-Enzymes_p_347.html
All of these products are also available at www.TurdleTime.com

Always try natural remedies first
Why do I advocate these types of natural products for improved digestion and elimination? Because too often I see people resorting to radical, last-ditch procedures like surgery or dangerous drugs, all out of a sense of sheer desperation. They didn't know to try the natural remedies first, and for many people, natural remedies solve the problem right away, avoiding the need to resort to dangerous procedures.
Constipation isn't a laughing matter if you've ever dealt with it. Not being able to go makes you feel terrible and can even affect your mood. In fact, there's a saying that was related to me by a Buddhist monk when I used to live in Asia. It's funny, but true: "Quality of life is being able to eat, sleep, poop and pee."
That covers the basics, at least. :-)
So try the Turdle if you want to see how it improves things for you. Here's a link to our entire detox support section at the Natural News Store:
http://store.naturalnews.com/Detox-Support_c_68.html
- Mike Adams, the Health Ranger

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